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GAZA/JERUSALEM, July 18 (Reuters) – Israel intensified its land offensive in Gaza with artillery, tanks and gunboats on Friday and warned it could “significantly widen” an operation Palestinian officials said was killing ever greater numbers of civilians. Palestinian health officials said 27 Palestinians, including a baby, two children and a…

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Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lamprey’s is Coming to DVD/Blu-Ray

I’m gonna fall back on an oldie but goodie cliche: Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water!!

Teaser Trailer Drops for The Guest

Teaser Trailer Drops for The Guest

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The Guest posterDid you like YOU’RE NEXT? Did you like the blending of action and horror in it? If you did then you’ll like this bit of news. The team behind 2011s YOU’RE NEXT is back with THE GUEST and I’ve got the teaser trailer for you. THE GUEST is directed by Adam Wingard, written by Simon Barrett, and stars Ethan Embry, Dan Stevens, Candice Patton, Maika Monroe, and Lance Reddick. Check out the plot crunch:

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The Zombie and the Coed Stoner (2014)

The Zombie and the Coed Stoner (2014)


CatZS1A few years ago, I was a member of a terrific improvisational comedy group called Comedysportz. Established in America (Manchester, England, has the only non-US team, and I was the token Yank), it consists of performers competing against each other in family-friendly, Whose Line Is It Anyway-style games based on suggestions from the audience (“You’re a Scottish Hitler flirting with a duck, in the…

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Dark Floors (2008)

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darkfloors2dOh Lordy, Lordy, Lordi…

I could stop the review right there, that joke’s probably the most entertaining part of this film, and it’s not even in it.

For our non-European readers, the Eurovision Song Contest is a funny thing: about nine hundred and thirty countries send some nobodies out to represent them, singing forgettable ballads and cheesy love songs in the covert hope that they don’t win and…

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Casting News Drops on Valley of the Sasquatch

Casting News Drops on Valley of the Sasquatch

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1-imageA new Bigfoot-exploitation film, VALLEY OF THE SASQUATCH, is in pre-prouction and I couldn’t be happier!! I know that the sub-genre of Bigfoot horror flicks is a mixed bag at best, but when you get a good one, like WILLOW CREEK, it’s all worth it. VALLEY OF THE SASQUATCH is written and directed by John Portanova and in a recent press release there were a few cast members announced. Check out the…

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Discopath (2013)

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Disco6I’ve got Saturday Morning Fever. It’s like Saturday Night Fever, only it’s when you have a puppy named Edna who doesn’t understand that it’s not a workday, so I don’t have to get out of bed so early, and insists that I get out and feed her and give her attention, and I’m left feeling hot and bothered and somewhat headachey. So I take advantage of my opposable thumbs, grab the remotes and see what…

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Almost Human (2013)

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Almost Human posterShame on writer-director Joe Begos!! Like I’m talking about big time shame. ALMOST HUMAN is Joe Begos’ debut feature length film and I guess he wanted to make sure he made a great film because he shamelessly ripped off at leastfour or five other, better sci-fi flicks. And before you ask, no; ALMOST HUMAN is not paying homage to other, classic sci-fi films. Begos treated films such as FIRE IN THE…

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Torment Coming to DVD This July

Torment Coming to DVD This July

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Torment posterWe all have at least one story where a nice family vacation goes horribly wrong. But I bet even our seemingly worst family vacation never went as bad as the one the family in TORMENTis having!! TORMENT is directed by Jordan Barker, written by Michael Foster and Thomas Pound, and stars Peter DaCunha, Katharine Isabelle, and Stephen McHattie. Clearly this one is a Canadian production!! TORMENT will…

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Official Poster Drops for Eli Roth’s The Green Inferno

Official Poster Drops for Eli Roth’s The Green Inferno

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TGI posterWill the cannibal sub-genre be resurrected with Eli Roth’s THE GREEN INFERNO? Only time will tell. For now I’ve got the official poster and a few other stills from the film for you. THE GREEN INFERNO is directed by Eli Roth, written by Roth, Guillermo Amoedo, and Nicolas Lopez, and stars Lorenza Izzo, Ariel Levy, Daryl Sabara, Kirby Bliss Blanton, and Sky Ferreira. Check out the plot crunch:


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